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Is It Over Yet?

June 26, 2011 by admin Leave a Comment

“Is it over yet?”   I have answered this question multiple times over the past month, and each time I can hear the horror in people’s voices when I answer, “not anytime soon!”   It’s been a rough road since the beginning of June when the current eclipse cycle began.  Week after week we are being bombarded with very intensive astrological energies with no end in sight.

By the way, you have seen nothing; this week is going to be INTENSE! Buckle your seat belts — hazardous conditions ahead.

The Astrology:

Your major weather player this week is the Sun.  The Sun currently is in emotionally fluid Cancer.   Under normal circumstances, the Sun provides us with the ability to shine, be ourselves, and be individual.   He gives us the ability to know ourselves and remain loyal to the truth that lives within our hearts.   When the Sun has positive outlets from other planets, those planets provide us with a path to express our specialness.  However, when the Sun is afflicted (fancy word for difficult to express itself), our ability to shine can feel stymied, and we may feel pressured to conform to others or the collective consensus.  In fact, the urge to be unique and special can be threatening to others, who in turn may criticize or envy another’s sense of individuality.

As with the last few Cosmic Weather Forecasts, this forecast will continue to be challenging.  The Sun will be highly afflicted as it squares Uranus in Aries, opposes Pluto in Capricorn, and then squares Saturn in Libra.  In the midst of this intensive solar energy will be a Solar Eclipse on July 1 (I will focus exclusively on the Eclipse in a future blog) forming a cardinal grand cross.  If you are dizzy after reading all that, join the club!  I am dizzy thinking about it.

Your Cosmic Weather Forecast

Each week, I attempt to look at the current astrological signature and ask, “What is the lesson in this?”  What are the planets trying to tell us, and more importantly how do we understand this energy to make sense of it in a productive manner?  After all, what would be the use of knowing the energies of the planets if we could not use them to our advantage!

What can we learn from a grand cross?  A grand cross is an accumulation of astrological energies that have manifested over a period of time that have a profound influence on the collective.  Since they do not occur with regular frequency, they tend to bring about life altering energies.   Our natural tendency is to attempt to defend ourselves against their (the planets) onslaught, yet this only works for so long till we are forced to make particular changes and decisions that we have little choice in.  In many ways, if we are heavily influenced by these energies (major configurations such as Sun, Moon, or Ascendant in cardinal signs such as Aries, Cancer, Libra, or Capricorn) it is going to feel like we are being pulled in many directions until we hit “rock bottom” because there is no easy route out or any quick fix to our problems.  In fact, the intensity of our problems will persist until we make an active decision to change what we are doing, which might ultimately include a different path.

This week you will notice areas of your life that need changing.  What areas do you feel frustrated (Sun square Saturn) in?  Where do you feel obstacles are hindering (Sun square Saturn) your movement?  Are there areas of your life where you are reacting impulsively (Sun square Uranus) with knee jerk reactions?  Where do you feel worried, paranoid, obsessive, or uneasy (Sun oppose Pluto) in your life?   The areas of our lives that become highlight give us a hint about what changes we need to make in our lives to make them free of conflict and less stressful.

In Kabbalah, we are taught that what we see is only a small (very small) part of the big picture.   Often we are so afraid of change that we stay stuck in our current patterns much to our own dismay.   This week we are provided (via the stress of the aspects) an opportunity to see the bigger picture.  Often the scary change is for our better good, and often open doors and opportunities that would not be available to us.  The only condition is that we are brave enough to see.

Tarot Tune-Up:  Shuffle your favorite Tarot or Oracle deck.   Ask the following question, “Despite my current obstacles and frustrations, how can I best let my light shine?”   Pull 3-cards.  Let me know what you pulled!

 

You Wanna Learn Astrology?

June 22, 2011 by admin Leave a Comment

You Wanna Learn Astrology?

Since I started writing the Cosmic Weather Forecast again (which I have written off and on for 4 years) several people have written and said, “I know a bit of basic astrology, but I wish I could read the planets like that!”  Let me relax your mind, astrology is not rocket science – it just takes a bit of study and acclimation to the symbols.  Yet, how difficult you may believe it is (and it’s not) you will find the journey worth it.   So, after carefully weighing my schedule (including converting Cosmic Weather Forecast to a weekly blog rather than a daily) and other obligations, I have decided to teach a basic astrology course for all those that are interested in exploring astrology.   Whether your interests are for fun, personal insight, or understand others in your life, you will find the inner workings of the cosmos an amazing experience.  To top it off – the class will be absolutely free!

What Is Astrology?

A man’s life is characteristic of himself – Carl Jung

So, what is Astrology?  We have all heard people say, “I wish ‘so and so’ came with a handbook!   I would understand them better.”  Well what if I told you that ‘so and so’ was born with a handbook!    This is exactly what Astrology is – a complete profile of your individuality, the roots that you were born from, what your potential talents are, and how to overcome innate weaknesses.   In essence, it is a blueprint of the (your) soul.  It reveals everything about you!  In addition, it can reveal everything about the people that are important or meaningful in your life.

How It Works?

I decided that I would put lessons up in blog form.  Why?   I want to teach small chunks of information that can be absorbed before moving on to the next lesson.  Blog form allows you to ask questions, and get clarification on material that you may not understand.  It will be like a real classroom experience.   In addition, you will be able to share your experience and understanding with others that are studying as well.   I feel that teaching this way will make the class more fluid, and will allow it to be an experience as well as an exploration.

With all the projects I have going, I am not going to put a set schedule on when the classes will be published, but I am going to attempt to do at least 2 lessons a month.   Some lessons will require more material than others, so they will take longer for me to put together.   You will be able to find the class updates by returning to my blog or I will update their release via social networking.

I cannot wait to work with all of you!

Resources:

To get a copy of your astrology chart, you can go to any website that offers chart services, or you can use www.astro.com or www.alabe.com

Recommended Books:

Although no book materials will be required for this course, I do recommend Astrology for Yourself by Demetra George.  I will have all the charts we will be studying available for you.

 

The Challenge of the Super Friends

June 20, 2011 by admin Leave a Comment

Medusa's Head Courtesy of Warner Brothers

Wow!  What a weekend?  One of the things that I am the most amazed/amused by is how astrological aspects affect those of us (in this case MOI) that should know better.  I knew that Mercury squared Uranus on Saturday.  I also knew that Mercury would oppose Pluto on Sunday.  I knew just how tough the weekend would be, but that did not prevent me from falling head first into my OWN idiot tailspin.  At the time the ooze was leaking out of the sewer and permeating its way into my life, I did not even register the astrological aspects.   Could this mean that on some level we all need to experience (even those of us that are astrologers) the astrological aspects?  All planetary aspects have a lesson to teach us.

I needed to step back and relax.  So, what is the big picture?

Since the end of the TV Season (May Sweeps), I have noticed that more people are venturing online or increasing their online activities in search of entertainment.  Who can resist the unlimited flood of YouTube videos, a wallowing pool of useless (not mine, of course) online articles, social networks all of flutter with activity, or the stray peter tweeter?  It can be quite the fun time.  Of course moderation (which does not seem to exist right now) is a must!  However, I have noticed an undercurrent of online nastiness, and being the “dutiful” astrologer, I needed to get to the roots of the matter.  After all, nobody likes to battle the “Legion of Doom” — especially not a Superfriend!

Now, where is my astrological cape?

Courtesy of DC Comics

On June 16th, the day after the lunar eclipse in Sagittarius, Mars (the planet of aggression) moved to 26 Taurus.   This degree of Taurus is the home of the fixed star Caput Algol (also known as Medusa’s head), which is considered one of the most evil of all the fixed stars.    The interpretation by most horary and mundane astrologers is that Caput Algol literally can be translated to “off with your head.”  In modern times, it means we lose it!  We begin acting out and begin to feel a spirit of entitlement, or we become focused obsessively on one thing – our ego.  Since we are discussing the planet Mars and the sign of Taurus (the I have sign), we are “fighting” for what is “ours”.   Currently Mars is at 29 degrees of Taurus, which is the degree of another fixed star called “Alcyone”.   This fixed star is often known as the “Weeping Sisters,” and it gives us something to “cry about”, and is known for its rather morose qualities.   Generally, put the last few degrees of Taurus, are quite emotionally frustrating and especially with the aspects over the weekend (Mercury square Uranus, Mercury oppose Pluto) are harbingers of tension.

Moral of the Story:  Never leave your astro superhero cape at the cleaners!

On Monday, Mars will move out of Taurus and into the free spirited air sign of Gemini.   The expression of Mars will become more civilized, despite the fact that Mars (in the sign of the Twins) is rather erratic and hard to discipline.   During Mars transit through Gemini, we need energetic communication of ideals, and if not properly expressed feel tense and restless.    It is best to keep our minds fully engaged and inspired.   Further, all old uncompleted projects that we have lost interest in will fall to the side, as we become engaged in more stimulating activities that recapture our passion.   After all, every ending is the jump start on a new beginning!

Tarot Tune-Up: Shuffle your tarot deck and draw 3 cards.  Ask yourself the following question — How can I best recapture my passions?  Let me know what you pulled!

 

It’s True — I Am Crushing On a Girl!

June 18, 2011 by admin Leave a Comment

Yep.   You read that right!  I, the openly gay astrologer/tarotist/psychic/kabbalist am totally smitten with a girl.  How can this even be possible?

When I first came across her, I didn’t really care for her.  Oh, of course, she was cute and sassy (which is always a plus for any red blooded gay man), but a little too gynocentric for me.   However, like a fine wine she has become an acquired taste.

So, who is this mesmerizing lady?  I am not telling you yet!

On with the forecast…

This weekend starts off pretty well, but declines rather quickly.  To begin, we have Venus in Gemini trine Saturn in Libra.   Anytime, Saturn is in aspect to a planet it forces the planet to be rather sober and contained, which social Venus has great disdain for.    Venus loves pleasure, relationships, money, and luxury – being put on a budget and being restricted from being a social diva is not really an experience she prefers.    However, since the aspect is a trine she deals with it rather grudgingly.   Sometimes every girl (even Might Aphrodite) needs a break!  Venus and Saturn instruct us to play it safe this weekend with our friendships and relationships.  Contain emotional reactions, and avoid those that tend towards the dramatic.  In addition, if you do spend time socially confine it to deep friendships that are dependable and reliable.

Now the fun begins – not!  Mercury, the weather maker of the week comes back again with two prickly aspects.   The trickster planet will square Uranus and the on Sunday (Father’s Day) opposes Pluto beginning a rather nasty grand cross (Saturn joins the fun next week).   This is a messy combination, which can lead to stress, disagreements, adversarial communications and downright nastiness.  Mercury in square to Uranus is a highly reactive aspect that involves Mercury’s quicksilver tongue.   This can be especially messy, because of Uranus’ restless and impatient nature.   We could easily find ourselves in situations where our impatience may impede our good social graces.  Mercury opposition to Pluto, on the other hand, is rather tense and compulsive.   Oppositions via their own nature produce conflict, but since Mercury rules communications, arguments and stressful situations are bound to occur.   Mercury oppose Pluto tends to see “what is wrong” with everything, rather than “what is right,” which can easily lead us down the dangerous road of obsession.  This weekend there is a great need to practice strength and self-control to cope with our difficulties.

Now, back to the fun stuff – you still want to know about the lady I am crushing on?   Well, her name is Marie Forleo and she is the webmistress of http://www.marieforleo.com .    She has an amazing amount of content on her website (that is gynocentric), but I have come to find her rather refreshing, innovative, and to be frank – amazing!  The reason that I have saved my “secret crush” until today is that she has a recent video that can help with the difficult energy of the weekend.  It is called, “How to Immediately Stop Stressing Out.”   I love her slogan, “everything is figure-out-able.” With the tense energy of this weekend, this video contains great information to help us through reacting to circumstances around us.

 

Tarot Tune-Up:   Shuffle your tarot deck, and ask the tarot the following question.  How can I better deal with stress?  Pull three cards.  Let me know what you pull.

See you guys on Monday!

 

Mercury Hangs Out With Daddy Jupiter and Uncle Neptune

June 17, 2011 by admin Leave a Comment

The planetary weather player for Friday is once again quick witted Mercury.  As he continues to move through the emotional waters of Cancer he is going to trine mystical Neptune and then sextile beneficent Jupiter.  After the intensive energy of the Lunar Eclipse in Sagittarius that occurred earlier in the week, this combination of harmonious aspects is rather welcomed.

So, what is the planetary scoop?  Mercury in trine to Neptune is a great time to get in touch with our spiritual and creative sides.  You can use this energy constructively to study spiritual material, take some time out for yourself to reconnect to your soul, or just spend some time listening to music or watching a good movie.  Add to that one part of meditation and many of the problems of the world will just kind of become second nature.  It’s a great day to distress and decompress.

As we head into the evening hours, Mercury will form a pretty sextile to Jupiter.  Jupiter is the planet of expansion, so he will widen our interests and attempt to make us more social.   This is a great night to either spend romantically (especially with Neptune hanging around), or to hang out with some friends and socialize.   Communication is Mercury’s domain, so great discussions, a little wine, and maybe a slice or two of cheesecake will make for a great evening.

Friday’s Tarot Tune-Up:  Shuffle your tarot deck.  Ask the following questions:   What can I do to connect more to my inner spirit.  Pull a card.   Now shuffle the deck again.  Ask the next question: What can I let go of to change my inner spirit.   Let me know what cards you pick!

Storm Cestavani is a psychic, tarotist, and humanistic astrologer with over 20 years’ experience.   He is the original “Cosmic Weather” forecaster and is available for both psychic and astrological consultations.  Nothing is too personal, and nothing is too hot for Storm to handle!   To schedule an appointment with Storm simply order the reading you would like, and Storm will contact you to set up your reading.  In order to accommodate work schedules Storm is available for evening and weekend consultations.


 

Mercury Moves Into Water Cancer

June 16, 2011 by admin Leave a Comment

On Thursday, mercurial Mercury will move out of his own sign of Gemini and into the emotional waters of Cancer.   Whenever, Mercury is in the water signs (Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces) our ability to perceive, feel, and connect to the instinctual world is heightened.  Mercury is like a child that has to test and experiment with everything, and the watery terrain of Cancer is no exception.  While Mercury is in the sign of the crab, we will notice that our understanding of life will not be through thoughts, physical sensations, or intuitive flashes, yet our experiences will be felt and understood through the lens of human emotions.   The sign of Cancer is associated with emotional security, so Mercury being in this sign for the next 3 weeks provides us a unique opportunity to find out what nourishes us, and how to implement “spiritual” food into our diets.

Tarot Tip: Shuffle your tarot deck and ask yourself,  “What sort of spiritual food would nourish me at this time?”   Spread out your deck and pull a card.   Let me know which one you picked!

Storm Cestavani is a psychic, tarotist, and humanistic astrologer with over 20 years’ experience.   He is the original “Cosmic Weather” forecaster and is available for both psychic and astrological consultations.  Nothing is too personal, and nothing is too hot for Storm to handle!   To schedule an appointment with Storm simply order the reading you would like, and Storm will contact you to set up your reading.  In order to accommodate work schedules Storm is available for evening and weekend consultations.


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